@ omegle, 02:57

You: haha you danish people are so funny :D
Stranger: Pfff! You wer'nt laughing back when we had Skåne!!!
You: YOU COULD HAVE KEPT SKÅNE! I dont know what they are saying!
Stranger: but then again, thank god we got rid of that, just to bad we didn't seal the deal by having you get Bornholm as well...
You: hey, don't talk bad about sweden! but.. about skåne it's ok!
Stranger: Poor Skåne, nobody want's em :[
Stranger: perhaps we should have given it to the Russians!
You: they should make it their own country or something..
Stranger: ohhh! I know, I got a grand idea!!!
Stranger: Skåne could team up with Færøerne and then get the fuck out of our sigt, pesky litte bitches!
You: awesome!!!! Im all in!
Stranger: perhaps we could get Norway in on it too
Stranger: or even better yet" Get Norway to follow them!
You: oh.. this just sounds better as we go along!
Stranger: ... and of course leave their oil behind, for us.
You: yes, of course.
Stranger: not like they deserve the oil anyways, noone gives a shit about Norway, yet alone likes them
Stranger: Norway is infact so shitty that you could easily mistake it for Sweeden!
You: hey.... that's... mean...
Stranger: ohh shit. Didi I say Sweeden, I meant... ahhmmm... hmmm... Germany! Ye, Germany, them bitches!
You: yeeeah, fuck Germany!!!
Stranger: here, have some Katy Perry http://www.google.dk/images?q=katy+perry&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=kuL6TJTzGsyw8QPcnoWeDA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CDMQsAQwAA&biw=1024&bih=537
You: why thank you!
Stranger: Now that I have you taking bribes on paper, I wan't you to do a little something for me....
Stranger: Find me some turtles, a.s.a.p.